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Ek ladki thi diwani si
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain :)

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Do you know ????
"A" "B" "C" "D" - The first four alphabetic words do not appear in spelling from 1 to 99
They start with :
"A" IN "THOUSAND" "B" IN "BILLION" "C" IN "CRORE" "D" IN "HUNDRED"

Gharwali V/s Bharwali

Gharwali : Suntay ho ji varna, may ghar chodkay mayakay
chali jaaongi !!!!!!!!!!!!
Bharwali : Suntay ho ji varna, may maykaa chodakay aapkay
ghar aa jaaongi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A young man was so paranoid about the size of his little tool that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a nurse. They got married, Totally scared, he told her of his problem.

"Don't worry," She said. I won't laugh." Blushing the man drops his trousers. "It's OK," she said. "I've seen lots smaller than that."

"Really?" the relieved man asked. She nodded. "Yes," she chuckled, "I used to work in the maternity unit."

Choosing career is like choosing Wife
from Ten Girl friends !!! Even you pick most ... beautiful intelligent gorgeous sexy hot ..................
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"there is still pain of loosing Nine !!!!!!!!!!

Teacher : What do you wish to do in future ???
Sunil : IT Professional Anil : Pilot Ravi : Politician
Shikha : Good Mother

Rahul : I will help Shikha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ali Baba Aur 40 Chor

We all have heard this till date. But for your kind information..
From 01.12.2008 : Ali Baba Aur 30 Chor
Do you Know why ?? Where are the Ten ??
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Recession baba, Job cutting,
Economy meltdown !!!!!!!!!!!

Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven
Because they have already gone thru hell !!!!

Husband: darling tum pepsi ki tarah ho jitna piyun aur maza aata hai
Wife: hubby tum slice ki tarah ho jab maza aanay lagta hai khatam ho jata hai !!!!!

How to keep your wife safe, if your job is touring, you are away from house most of the time ??
Just tell ur Friends .... I am suffering from AIDS

Santa ki ladai apnay baap say ho gai, usne khunnas me kya kiya hoga ????

Socho !!!!!!!!!!!!
baap ki photo kabristan may ek ped
pay latka di, aur nichay likha ....... "COMING SOON"